The Legend of Zelda : Feather Time.
Join this new epic adventure introducing pigeon Link !
… Well I wanted to create an epic legend …. with birds ^p^” !
If I was rich I would buy 780,000 assorted spiders (Tarantuas, hobos, etc) and tell every town in the United States to give me money and the city that gives the least amount of money will get the 780,000 spiders released into their community