THIS IS EPIC
"Scratch his ears while he inhales treats like the fatty little piglet he is"
Guacamole is extra
People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.
dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
I can remember no greater childhood horror than a sibling tripping on the controller wire and watching in slow motion as your game system came crashing down